just a little fish trying not to drown in a deep sea of student loans. In the meantime I'm busy watching the flyers and listening to the Maine.
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
philly twitter just solved a crime for the police
sometimes social media is cool
if you’re sad just remember
imagine them coming for you
licking your face
covering you in their excited puppy wiggles
imagine how fluffy that’d be
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.