To infinity…and beyond

just a little fish trying not to drown in a deep sea of student loans. In the meantime I'm busy watching the flyers and listening to the Maine.

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quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

(via glovesavebymason)

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thelonelyscarecrow:

octoberseason:

spicedapple-autumnwitch:

IT’S SO FESTIVE!!!

Favorite post? YES.

Yes, all of it.
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vodka-lilly:

*replaces feelings with vodka*

(via johnocallafaggot)

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tree-gasm:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

did you just quote spongebob
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choochruiz:

philly twitter just solved a crime for the police

sometimes social media is cool

https://storify.com/mkramer/how-twitter-tracked-down-the-suspects-from-a-ppd-v

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yourcreepyuncle:

if you’re sad just remember

image

imagine them coming for you

tackling you

licking your face

covering you in their excited puppy wiggles

imagine how fluffy that’d be

(Source: takayaabe, via johnocallafaggot)

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aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

(via choochruiz)

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supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(via hunterandrewpence)

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