To infinity…and beyond

just a little fish trying not to drown in a deep sea of student loans. In the meantime I'm busy watching the flyers and listening to the Maine.

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burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

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teletubbles:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN-

but maybe a cute boy would be nice idk

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nahshaw:

i dare EVERY cute boy who’s over 6’ to ask me out on a date

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"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."

(via especiallygold)

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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"The hardest period in life is one’s twenties. It’s a shame because you’re your most gorgeous, and you’re physically in peak condition. But it’s actually when you’re most insecure and full of self-doubt. When you don’t know what’s going to happen, it’s frightening."

Helen Mirren, quoted in Esquire’s “What I’ve Learned” (via psych-facts)

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Anonymous asked: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

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Omg it can stop cramps?!??! Quick someone kiss me now!
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Have to be up in two hours.

Kill me.

Or cuddle with me. Either would be acceptable at the moment.

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phillies:

Chase Utley, master of the 45-foot glove flip.
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queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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tastefullyoffensive:

Pugception [marksingletree]
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